What is life?

So what is Life? Asking... copying and pasting... and adding some... this is what I got.

Life is abuse
Life is short
Life is unfair
Life is being
Life is good… online
Life is precious
Life is the length of acceptable performance received from a battery
Life is great
Life is a drama
Life is for living
Life is a game invented by John Conway
Life is a journey
Life is beer
Life is a bitch
Life is precious
Life is love
Life is beautiful
Life is a dream
Life is painful
Life is the average number of hours a bulb will burn.
Life is a mess
Life is peachy
Life is good
Life is sucky
Life is long
Life is death
Life is a multi-faceted concept with no simple definition
Life is universal
Life is utterly miserable because of you personally
Life is like high school
Life is sweet
Life is elsewhere
Life is a song by Counting Crows
Life is lumpy
Life is education
Life is so strange
Life is a beach
Life is an adventure
Life is a long song
Life is a live album by Irish band Thin Lizzy, released in 1983.
Life is an education
Life is the inspiration behind our style
Life is beautiful hoax
Life is free
Life is growing
Life is a cereal made of whole grain oats, and distributed by The Quaker Oats Company.
Life is a strategy for getting nice surprises
Life is the conviction that we are loved
Life is strange
Life is simple
Life is confusing
Life is beautiful and happy
Life is plastic
Life is god
Life is elsewhere is a remarkable portrait of an artist as a young man
Life is so complex
Life is a Showtime Since 2000
Life is a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life"
Life is getting drunk
Life is learning